The Magical Quote Bag Of Kicky Happy Funtime Madness!

[Ziv]

Dual Spade Hand: I got GTA4
Onsokuni: Enjoying?
Dual Spade Hand: Now I can stab hookers in the throat in HIGH DEFINITION
Onsokuni: Fantastic.
Dual Spade Hand: It's a blast
Onsokuni: You might be missing the greater point of the game, from what I understand of it...
Sonic Cathexis has entered the room.
Dual Spade Hand: What greater fufilment could there be than stabbing hookers in the throat?
Dual Spade Hand: Oh, hi Mie.
Sonic Cathexis has left the room.

[Ziv]

File under "Only funny because it's actually true":

Onsokuni: You draw some killer My Little Ponies.
zombie d0g: that may be but I AM STILL MANLY
Onsokuni: Of course. And your next project involves penguin faeries, I hear?
zombie d0g: ...crap

[Mie]

Interview tips from the pros:

Sonic Cathexis (9:34:13 PM): No, I'll tell you what I'm doing. The day after I get there, I will march into the casting center at Disney and be like, "Working here has been my dream since I was a little girl! Hire me, and I'll be the most loyal lap dog you've ever seen!"
Sonic Cathexis (9:34:34 PM): Then, I'll cling to someone's ankles until I get a uniform.
GWARKDrake (9:34:58 PM): can I come with?
Sonic Cathexis (9:35:14 PM): Sure! You take one leg, and I'll take the other!

[Mie]

Onsokuni (9:42:55 PM): Thus, mechanically-assisted farting.

[Rachel]

GWARKDrake (12:37:02 AM): ::huggles:: your thumb looks gross.
Vector el Croc (12:37:24 AM): It is gross
Vector el Croc (12:37:27 AM): So naturally I love it
Vector el Croc (12:37:41 AM): I keept trying to make people touch it when I first got it
GWARKDrake (12:37:50 AM): Blake!
GWARKDrake (12:37:52 AM): thats nasty!
Vector el Croc (12:39:01 AM): I know! Isn't it great?

[Blake]

Dual Spade Hand: *explosion*
Dual Spade Hand: I like green
Dual Spade Hand: :D
Vector el Croc: I like pink. Your mother and I, we sort of have a "thing" with that color.
Dual Spade Hand: Yeah, I know
Dual Spade Hand: She's been all into it ever since she's had BREAST CANCER
Dual Spade Hand: and got FAKE BOOBS
Dual Spade Hand: *diss*
Vector el Croc: Dude, are they big?
Vector el Croc: :D
Dual Spade Hand: She doesn't have any nipples either
Dual Spade Hand: They cut them off
Vector el Croc: I find they only get in the way.
Dual Spade Hand: OH OK NOW THIS IS JUST
Dual Spade Hand: Alright you win
Dual Spade Hand: Fuck

[Jeff]

Viewtiful Rekk (4:21:56 PM): Hey Rusty, wanna screw with Matt?
El Rustito (5:12:57 PM): ::GLORIOUS RETURN.::
El Rustito (5:13:00 PM): Is it too late to do so?
Viewtiful Rekk (5:13:05 PM): Not really.
El Rustito (5:13:14 PM): Then divulge your plan unto me.
Viewtiful Rekk (5:14:53 PM): Well I was hoping you had one.
El Rustito (5:16:53 PM): BY THE GODS. Why didn't I think of that plan?
Viewtiful Rekk (5:17:05 PM): ...what plan?
El Rustito (5:17:15 PM): ... What plan?
Viewtiful Rekk (5:17:24 PM): ...
El Rustito (5:17:47 PM): ... Where are we?
Viewtiful Rekk (5:22:36 PM): ...
Viewtiful Rekk (5:22:39 PM): Hi, I'm Jeff.
El Rustito (5:23:08 PM): I thought you were Rusty.
Viewtiful Rekk (5:23:47 PM): *And then the universe collapsed on itself.*

[Blake]

On RE5:

Dual Spade Hand: Also, Chris' chest.
Dual Spade Hand: Discuss.
Vector el Croc: Haven't seen it
Dual Spade Hand: WAT
Vector el Croc: .....Don't know why I would.
Vector el Croc: ::Shudder::
Dual Spade Hand: IT'S THE MOST PROMINENT FEATURE IN THE TRAILER
Dual Spade Hand: HAVE YOU SEEN THAT SHIT IT'S AMAZING
Dual Spade Hand: I'M TYPING ALL THIS WITH ONE HAND

[Greens]

[18:35] Dual Spade Hand: The other is holding very greasy chicken
[18:35] Dual Spade Hand: Truth
[18:36] vectorelcroc: .......
[18:36] vectorelcroc: So uh
[18:37] vectorelcroc: While you're fawning over anouther man's chest your hand is loaded with greasy meat.
[18:37] Dual Spade Hand: No
[18:37] Dual Spade Hand: I just finished
[18:37] vectorelcroc: .............

[Tony]

... what.